We are taking orders for handmade udderbots, in the case that you don't want to make your own udderbot and would prefer to receive one that is guaranteed to be constructed to the standards of me the inventor.

Visit https://udderbot.com/checkout.html to order among the three standard sizes. For now, shipping is included, not calculated.

We look forward to being overwhelmed with orders, but also acknowledge that there is charm in the small scale. We are looking into recruiting an Udderbotsmith Guild so that orders can be filled locally around the world to where the demand springs up.

The udderbot has long been spread around through word of mouth. And, the internet is good at burying things. We endure.